Q17 studios
Baudelaire Poetry recital whispered en one’s ear by Vanesa Paradis —
Brunch with Scarlett Johansson or Robert Downey Jr. —
Assembly of barbers not in favor of Terry Richardson’s mustache —
Exhibition of illustrations of goldfinches, crickets and dragonflies —
Take pretty pictures with “The Carpenters” as a soundtrack —
The greatest pedestrians in history awards —
Exhibition of Lladro statuettes filled with milk —
Rock concert in English and feigned Japanese —
Exhibition of unfinished Moleskine diaries —
Premiere a movie before it is reviewed by Carlos Boyero —
Shoot a film about teenagers with acne who haven’t read the script —
Casting screams at more than 110 decibels —
An absurd but nudist piece of theatre —
Exhibit the sculpture of Marichalar that was withdrawn from the wax museum —
Shoot a commercial using Michael Bolton as the lead role —
Exhibit Nordic posters without Helvetica —
Fjord ponies and Konik horses beauty contest —
Discussion regarding people who ascend descending staircases —
Day for conversations without speaking—
Polkas and photogenic bearded men’s Day—
Party without Paris Hilton nor Lindsay Lohan —
Torrijas tasting by Paris Hilton (without Lindsay Lohan) —
Polvorones and Mazapanes tasting by Lindsay Lohan —
State of the nation debate in slowmotion —
4 hour intensive course, “how to fold a thong” —
Showing of movies not recommended for people over 18 years of age —
Television stage managers “tired of forcing the audience to applaud” convention —
International Summit for translators —
II Music festival with people who sing tired after running five kilometers —
Catwalk for different anemic states —
Conference Call with Tracey Emin so that she will lend us her “My Bed” —
Hold a book presentation in the rain —
25 meter hula-hoop sprint —
Meeting for people who don’t know what Fomoré are —
Gathering of 1950’s BMW motorcycles —
One hundred hour Bergman, Kaurismaki, and Bruce Lee movie marathon —
Karaoke with Bill Murray covering Bryan Ferry’s “More than this” —
Advanced level Chindogu workshop —
A community of neighbors that never asked one another for sugar —
Others —